We’ve been having so much fun being horrified at how awful Hemlock Grove is, we decided to liveblog our season 2 finale watching experience.
(All caps are from Springfield! Springfield!)
HERE WE GO!
Thara: And we start off with dead people and rap music.
Lisa: Are you going to clean up that blood before you bleach it? No? Okay.
Thara: I really don’t think that’s how you clean up blood.
Lisa: Degrassi forgot how to stand up straight. Because he’s “A GYPSY.”
Lisa: His mustache is ridiculous.
Thara: So you stir with a knife Cousin Destiny?
Thara: I don’t think Anna is going to help anyone.
Lisa: Cousin Destiny just HAD to put on her fur vest on before going out into the snow.
Lisa: Eww! No!
Thara: My boobs are uncomfortable with the blood lactation.
Lisa: And she HAD to be wearing white for the boob blood thing.
Lisa: I do NOT want to read that book. It sounds terrible.
Thara: She’s watching her own karaoke videos.
Lisa: Not narcissistic at all.
Cecil Palmer (via nightshadetears)
Current status: not being kissed or riding a dragon this is unacceptable